Hab gerade eben aus purer Neugier heraus mal eine von den vielen Spam e-Mails geöffnet nur um zu lesen was sie mir eigentlich verkaufen bzw. “schenken” wollen. Der Inhalt der Werbesendung lautet also wie folgt:

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WTF???
Ich meine, ich würd’s ja gerne kaufen, aber WAS eigentlich?

Nicht mal mehr Spam ist das, was es früher mal war…